3 women die in a car crash, and when they go up to heaven st peter tells them that there are no rules, except they must not step on the ducks, or they will be punished. they agree but when they get through the gates there’s literally so many ducks that it’s impossible not to step on them. within the first day, one of the women steps on a duck. st peter comes up, and handcuffs her to a very very very ugly man, and tells her that she is handcuffed to him for eternity. the other two women are quite nervous now, and take extra care, yet the next day, the second women steps on a duck. once again, st peter comes up and handcuffs her to a very very very ugly man, and tells her this is for eternity. the third woman is now very scared, and takes extra care when walking around. a month goes by, and she manages not to step on a single duck. st peter suddenly walks up to her and handcuffs her to the most handsome man she has ever seen, tells them they are handcuffed together for eternity, and walks away. the women turns to the man and says “oh what did i do to deserve this?” the man replies “i don’t know, but i trod on a duck”.