"When Beethoven passed away, he was buried in a...
teenage-reality: dreaminginapragmaticway: theinsultingdetective: criminallyobsessed: hotel-denouement: moral-highground: yougotredonyou: nicklex: hannahisdead: oh my god BEST JOKE. THIS JOKE SHALL BE TOLD FOREVER I’m laughing because as a musician this is the cheesiest, most overdone joke ever. Right up there with “Hold me, I’m a fermata.” X] i’ve...
cheesyy: “Daddy interrogates daughter to get a confession on who is her favorite parent.” so cuute :3
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Nothing from that first day I saw her, and no one that has happened to me since, has ever been as frightening and as confusing. For no person I’ve ever known has ever done more to make me feel more sure, more insecure, more important, and less significant.
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it's amazing what dying will do for someone's...
they-all-want-me asked: Is that to swallow or does it go somewhere else? :-)
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Michael Jackson alive: "Ew that fucking pedophile what a horrible person"
Michael Jackson dead: "LONG LIVE THE KING OF POP HE WILL BE MISSED WE LOVE YOU MJ"
Amy Winehouse alive: "That slutty heroin addict needs to just drop dead already"
Amy Winehouse dead: "Ugh she was such a great talent, taken so young. Rest in peace, Amy ♥"
Whitney Houston alive: "Stupid crackwhore. What a fucking moron."
Whitney Houston dead: "I am in tears, she was taken so soon. Her voice will live on. She was so wonderful and talented."
Anonymous asked: if i ever hear you say that you dont wanna wake up again, i will slap you across the face. people need you....
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please don’t let me wake up in the morning.
there’s only one way forward.